Open Software Integrators Friday Funny
A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears.
“I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”
The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I would want peace in the Middle East.”
The genie responds, “Hmmm, I don’t know about that. Those people have been fighting for thousands of years. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my power.”
The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”
At which point the genie responds “Um ... let me see that map again.”