The Debate That Never Happened: Bush vs Obama on Oracle vs NoSQL

You know, the most recent presidential debates were kind of boring. I kept thinking of the debate that I wanted to watch: George W debating Obama. Only I find modern presidential debates pretty uninformative and disconnected from what they actually end up doing. With Obama's gig up in just under 4 years and George W hanging on his ranch in Crawford, I've been thinking that we have to do something for these unemployed presidents. What if Oracle hired Bush as a spokesperson? What if maybe one or more of the NoSQL vendors hired Obama? We could have a substantive debate on the issues that really matter. Oracle homogeneous hegemony vs NoSQL (or right database for the right job)... Not for sensitive ears, but here is what that might look like:

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